This, my friends, is a real ad. Look it over for a moment. Bask in the stylin' colors of 80's wallpaper. Savor the strange expression on the dude's face. And then scroll down and read the possible captions.
John: "I salute you, sir!"
Jan: "Oh, John! *annoying laughter* "You sure do love your 'Nam flashbacks!" *more annoying laughter*
After thousands of years of being frozen in arctic ice, Hargoc (now affectionately known as "Hank") has his first experience with fire.
Sally was blind. Vic was mentally challenged. But together they overcame all odds... and made a birthday cake.
Bud: "Candles you can Smooohhhhkkkke!"
Luh'nette: "That's right, baby! And the cake is 100 percent tobacco!"
I'm not sure which one is my favorite. Hopefully, they all merit pleasure!